Who needs reality television when we have surreality right here in Parkville? Jeff Jones has masterminded a plot so fiendishly clever that the mind literally boggles. His imaginary nemesis, Kathy Dusenberry, is running in the Republican primary for Platte County Republican Commissioner.
Kathy was running against the incumbent, a guy name Pryor. The latter recently withdrew. Jeff seems to want revenge for all the problems she caused him while she was Mayor of Parkville. The mayor's job includes massive amounts of power-nearly dictatorial in scope. As such, Jeff blames her for things like him not being able to get financing on his project and him not bothering to get a permit for his garage and him not getting permission to change city property and him being tossed off the property by his own mother.
This clever and fiendish plan? Toss himself into the ring! Yes, he's running for the Republican nomination against Kathy. My Republican friends must be so very, very proud.
Please Lord, let there be a debate.
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